Can you lick the science?
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djgraysomanyfandomssolittletime:
complaintificate:
tinysquidrachel:
swordwall:
small-home-repair-vikings:
spooky-son-of-rome:
carpebutts:
whisperwhisk:
seananmcguire:
snowysauropteryx:
Genetics: Do not. Unless cheek swabs?
Chemistry: NO!!!!! DO NOT!!!!!!
Archaeology: Perhaps. But might be human bone.
Geology: Sometimes needed, sometimes dangerous
Psychology: Best not.
Physics: ????????? How??????
Zoology: In zoology, science licks you.
Anthropology: Maybe ask first.
Herpetology: bad plan bad plan BAD PLAN
Sociology: Yes, if you have time and dedication and a willingness to piss a lot of people off.
Botany: You might hallucinate or die, OR it might be delicious
Computer Science: the tingle of electricity on your tongue is how you know it’s working
Epidemiology: FOR THE SAKE OF THE WORLD PLEASE DO NOT
Linguistics: Despite the name, please probably don’t.
Engineering: Maybe, but it’ll probably taste like spreadsheets
Software engineering: nothing else has made the code work so you might as well try it
Neuroscience: that is someone’s brain. no. do not
Marine biology: you can try, but you’ll probably just get a mouthful of seawater
Library science: Sir, we already talked to you about this
As an archaeologist, can confirm. Licking can tell you if it’s a rock, a bone, or pottery. To go a step further, pop a wad of dirt in your mouth to figure out if it’s silty loam or loamy silt.
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complaintificate:
tinysquidrachel:
swordwall:
small-home-repair-vikings:
spooky-son-of-rome:
carpebutts:
whisperwhisk:
seananmcguire:
snowysauropteryx:
Genetics: Do not. Unless cheek swabs?
Chemistry: NO!!!!! DO NOT!!!!!!
Archaeology: Perhaps. But might be human bone.
Geology: Sometimes needed, sometimes dangerous
Psychology: Best not.
Physics: ????????? How??????
Zoology: In zoology, science licks you.
Anthropology: Maybe ask first.
Herpetology: bad plan bad plan BAD PLAN
Sociology: Yes, if you have time and dedication and a willingness to piss a lot of people off.
Botany: You might hallucinate or die, OR it might be delicious
Computer Science: the tingle of electricity on your tongue is how you know it’s working
Epidemiology: FOR THE SAKE OF THE WORLD PLEASE DO NOT
Linguistics: Despite the name, please probably don’t.
Engineering: Maybe, but it’ll probably taste like spreadsheets
Software engineering: nothing else has made the code work so you might as well try it
Neuroscience: that is someone’s brain. no. do not
Marine biology: you can try, but you’ll probably just get a mouthful of seawater
Library science: Sir, we already talked to you about this
As an archaeologist, can confirm. Licking can tell you if it’s a rock, a bone, or pottery. To go a step further, pop a wad of dirt in your mouth to figure out if it’s silty loam or loamy silt.
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