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Dorothy Joan Gray ([personal profile] djgray) wrote2016-12-18 11:07 pm

wtfzeus: caecilius-est-pater: sarahruhlofficial: the oompa loompas are a greek chorus First of...

wtfzeus:

caecilius-est-pater:

sarahruhlofficial:

the oompa loompas are a greek chorus

First of all, I hate this so much. Second of all, imagine if the two switched places.
(Veruca falls into the trash chute)
Chorus: Pray thou no more; for mortals have no escape from destined woe. Wisdom is the supreme part of happiness; and reverence towards the gods must be inviolate. Great words of prideful men are ever punished with great blows…
(Oedipus stabs his eyes out)
Oompa Loompas: Oompa loompa doopity do
I’ve got another riddle for you
What do you get when you sleep with your mum?
A curse on your kids for decades to come~

Again, very little to do with Zeus but fuck this shit is hilarious

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